welcome to totalknavery [ ! ]

Observe this site, total knavery. It welcomes you. It is happy to share with you the mammoth randomness that can exist in a single webspace. You ask it, "TK, what kinds of things will my eyes be graced with upon residing in your humble, electronically-theoretical walls?" It answers in its electronically-theoretical voice: "Well kind sir and/or ma'am of the information age, you will be graced with everything and nothing. Mostly nothing. And with each observation of nothing, you may find that "everything may hold hidden value…"

But seriously, what is it? Total Knavery is a webspace devoted to all my random muses. It is the creation of a dashingly handsome 90s dude who enjoys his title as a nerd and who would like to share some things with the passing internet traveler... with the realization that what there is to share cannot possibly be summed up in a single-topic web space. Here you will find random stories, games, music (all custom compositions, there is no copyright-infringement here lads), photos, programming projects, commentaries, videos... whatever 'sizzles my bacon' at the current moment; all with the common element of amusement and randomness. For everything and anything that should be taken seriously, you will be duely noted.

But wait, there's more! Let's not make this a one-way street, shall we? I enjoy receiving the spasmodic (great word, btw) greeting of the accidental passer-by. I'd love to hear if you enjoyed anything on the site, or if anything rustled your own jimmies. You know what, why not send over anything of yours that could possibly be imortalized in this capricious web-sanctuary? I'll give credit where credit is due (I promise) and who knows... maybe it will provide some gratuitous amusement for the next traveler. Such random amusement is always welcomed for vitality, but sometimes in need of discovery...